5sauce

Idk I just really like Luke Hemmings...

5sos with their kids
daddy can you give me ceweal?
wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
*giggles uncontrollably*
*walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
*blushes*
look at my son, picking up chicks like-
continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
god michael ur such an asshole
daddy what's an asshole
oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
stop screaming jesus christ
*counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
ur a loser lol
that's my son right there
oh jeez not again
daddy did you get another tattoo
yeah but don't tell mom
but you can't hide that
not if you wear a sweater, son
DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
uncle calum
*glares at calum*
daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
isn't that my daddy's job
nice one *high fives son*
why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
daddy what does damn me-
no need to learn that word child, no need